I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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