the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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