Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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