her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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