my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i just had sex bonerless
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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