i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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