omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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