it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just cropdusted the office
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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