I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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