We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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