we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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