if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
do nipples grow back?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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