i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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