found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The police scanner is talking about you again....
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
