Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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