There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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