Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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