This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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