Pants 0. Shit 1.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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