If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
we should paint friendship bongs
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