Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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