He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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