Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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