grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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