I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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