oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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