He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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