She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Your penis caused this!
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