Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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