Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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