i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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