awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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