Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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