Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈ðŸ˜
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