Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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