so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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