Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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