All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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