so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Please, let me fuck your mom
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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