I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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