Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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