He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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