How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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