I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
