People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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