Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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