Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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