Sponge bath it is.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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