I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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