I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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