The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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