After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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