My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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