So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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