This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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