quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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