I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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