I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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