"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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