ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Mom said you looked used
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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