I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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