maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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